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Lana invented writing, the wheel, speaks fluent “dog” and is the sole creator of the “Best Brownie” recipe in existence. She has written one thousand highly regarded books; a team of experts is presently attempting to grasp their meaning. “It might take a century,” said the chief expert. Lana is also a Thalassophile, a nemophile, gastronome, a javaphile, sports buff, and chocoholic who thinks laughing is the best pastime ever!